We’ll all cook Masterchef pies Carry injuries from botched DIYs Gardens manicured and well-tended Dogs knackered, bemused but contented Very contented
We’ve You Tube-recalled every match Every try, every goal, every catch I-Playered and Netflixed every drama Gone on-line for religion - good karma Sort-of
Spotified the Pistols, The Clash and The Jam Talked of We-Are as opposed to I-Am Watched “celebrities” sing from their homes Inspired, began writing poems Like this
We’ve tuned in for the updates at five Prayed for nurses to keep us alive Popped out to the shop – but then no! Jump in the car? But nowhere to go Nowhere
“If you think they fit this description Call the police, but please keep your distance” Cop appeals, they’ll need some re-briefing “Social distance” is what we’ll be keeping Like forever
We’ll tingle backing out of the drive Smile in the queue on the M25 And next year – we hope – we’ll reminisce Of the day when we come out of this