Let us see a slasher I’ll show you one I like: A girl who faced some biomedical horror Some Thing From Another World That lived in her and ate her alive Made her need showers every other day And hairspray and soap and razors from the drugstore There was hair on her legs and teeth in her mouth and feelings in her dreams and Oh, she was so very upset She cut it out Cut it out Cut it out out out Whatever it was that made her stink That stuck the flesh to her bones And made her feel happy and sad She slashed and burned and became Less, or more, than human A toothy facade on long hollow stilt legs Never smelled of anything at all and Never slept no more, much less Dreamed dreams I’m so happy for her, I Wanna be just like her, she’s The Girl That Makes It to the End