Fix me a dish of your lie delicacy Pretty please With a cherry on top And chocolate syrup aphrodisiac mind body control Oh yummy, so delicious May I also ask for a glass of fluoride water to compliment Your plague cooked to perfection Fake and suspiciously over-sweetened Your contamination is a serious thing Somebody call the health department Because women and children are crying Their stomachs are being filled with artificial hope as they Throw it all back up onto the just-mopped linoleum floor Check, please.