The tourney never happened
Your bracket was never busted
The TarHeels, a certain no show
I hope the rims haven’t rusted
No Glass slipper for the 16th seed
No Cape for the Seminoles, FSU
Forget Late nights on the West Coast
When there’s nothing else to do
Drive the Chevy to the Levy
Don’t forget that it’s still Lent
Like Linus waiting for a Pumpkin
And y’all saving thirty cent
No Waterford Crystal to be bestowed
No jubilation or net cutting at all
There will be no mistaken Time Outs
Or arguing a missed call
No television cursing
No Blue Devil hating
Can’t jinx the shooter
What’s an RPI rating?
To Hell with it all we must let it go
Bye-Bye Miss America Pie
Shamefully hoping a team loses
For a third place tie.