Don’t dilly and dally don’t even andottle,
Stop smoffing and surfing,
ease up on the throttle

It’s time for cansmoffer, mansmoggle and do,
And later you’ll learn how to boondoggle too

A crazy new world awaits for xanpododone,
A title you’ve claimed from your uncle drancodone

Not nonsense, macfu or gibberish either,
this all will make sense when you man gets a rider