Todd and Johnny
Had quite a time.
They went along merrily
No guilt for their crimes.

They maintained their lifestyle
Their corpses and love.
Johnny's puppet theater
Was a gift from above.

They stuffed all the bodies
And made marionettes.
Todd the producer
John taking bets.

For at the end of their song
The corpses all fought.
A fight to the death,
But a fight just to rot.

They lived long and happy
Raking in cash.
They paid off the suits
Not to look through their trash.

Todd loves Johnny
And Johnny loves Todd.
They're in TRUE LOVE
And the world will applaud.