"I am an open-minded
Gentleman.
If corpses are your favored ****** plaything,
Perhaps we can introduce them into  our life.
However
You would have to forgo your dreams
Of an undead puppet show."

"But
The Zombtastic Zhow is my dream!
The reason we visit so many
Pick ax conventions
In fine attire!
I could never give up all that we've worked for.

All I need is you, my friend."