Spinning on the north pole. Truth be told, it's being pulled in all directions thus the spinning inflection. A prosaic misdirection.
4 cardinal directions but when they conflate you get eight. If you prorate in-between you get sixteen directions you can take.
The only mistake you can choose is standing in place. At the pace your face is rotating on your flesh case, your bones will displace. your mind will efface from it's designated space.
Don't be a waste. Move along. Pick one of the 16 directions you can take Whichever one you pick is the road you belong. Just get to where your going before your swan song.