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Don Bouchard
Poems
Mar 2020
Bidet Ditties (Toilet Paper Blues)
Out of paper? Need a trowel?
Use a bidet and dry with a towel.
No way to clean? No toilet paper?
Bidet your stuff into a vapor.
When TP hoarders make you pray,
Answer those prayers with a cool bidet.
My new bidet is a real treat;
I spray the mess right off my seat.
My bidet arrived at the very last hour;
The TP’s gone, but my **** loves to shower.
While friends miss paper and complain,
My bidet cleans me like the rain.
When paper’s gone and you’re a mess,
Think “bidet” for cleanliness.
When water cleans you, life is fine,
So join me on the bidet line.
Thoughts on the recent toilet paper shortage phenomenon....
(In vino, poeticus)
My grandson’s thrilled not to climb a mountain;
He’s drinking now from bidet fountain.
#bidet
Written by
Don Bouchard
65/M/Minnesota
(65/M/Minnesota)
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