My name is Haley Gilarwald and I am a force of nature.
Not too long ago, the stink bugs invaded our city Unlike aliens or the usual sort, these were just plague. Like swarms of locusts they came, but they never seemed to eat, rarely seemed to die. They just clustered. And wings, sounding like B-52 bombers, they rattled around the bare watt bulbs and roared, and I Swear to Jesus God Drove everyone here mad.
I hate the little *******. I sit in my room, typing a dreadful paper for a dreadful class when that hell sound shows up. (my floors, they are hardwood!) and so I stood notebook in hand and skivvy clad I played tennis with the swarming thing they do not die! like men, they only keep coming back little war machines buzzing at my discontent
NO MATTER HOW MANY I FLUSH, THEY ALWAYS COME BACK THE SAME. (I am certain that they cannot die.)