Warehouse dues are Mondays blues Maximum crap for minimum wage The ***** barks at my industrial cage "Should be grateful, you council yob Plenty of ***** could do your job" Keep my head down , fetch and carry ***** barks orders, the smug little sod Finally it's Friday. The day I awake. Money in pocket, and out on the lash We're warriors and kings in our domain Loads of fun and deeply insane The ***** , walks in with pride in place Sees me and barks "O'Connor, behave" A punch to the throat and down he goes Kicks to the face, blood on my shoes Left me no choice the smug little sod Should remember his place, when he's out with the Gods.