A good-looking man, a smart man.
He is kind, and he is brave.
He is strong, but he is sensitive.
He is gentle, and also tough.
His mind is broad, just like his chest.
Why, he's a pillar of the community,
Noble and honorable,
And as funny as they come.
Admired by men and women alike,
He's great with children,
And in touch with his feminine side.
Surely, he can do or be anything he wants,
Without ever even trying.

Oh, everyone is just going to love you, you'll see.
I promise, everyone is going to love you.