I'm stuck in a heart wood box
I just wish my heart would stop
I got a cute little house
But all the bedrooms are locked

And when the doorbell rang
I always had to explain
The huge ******* flames
That tore the walls from their frames

The housewarming party was popping
Seemed like a good time to stop it
Before the floors all caved in
To the caves below
that were a bit more lived-in