Tried to change my cellphone plan
to cut my monthly fee
but complexities of doing that
were a mystery to me

Codes passwords and sim cards
I didn't have a prayer
It was well beyond my reach
glad my daughter's there

She deciphered in a moment
What totally baffled me
I wish that things were back the way
they were in '63

Completing even simple chores
is now a major feat
I may as well get used to it
Folks,I am obsolete.