“When life gives you lemons Make lemonade” Past that, no instructions No passed down successful recipes There’s nothing there About how to go From a sour fruit To a delicious drink In this cookbook that makes no sense, With a mix of different languages And scrambled pictures, There’s everything else Pages stuck together Pages missing Scribbled correction of improvised recipes But no instructions From anything successful Only pictures of what should result
Very few go to the store Planning to buy a lemon Usually, it’s the “perfect” couple Not yet in the scopes of life Not yet a target So in love with each other They decide to take on the challenge Of a lemon Before they even buy it They’ve got a peeler A blender A juicer Room in their hearts And high hopes A recipe they’re sure to work Not realizing that lemon in their eyes Will still hurt
For the rest of the shoppers That lemon isn’t wanted It’s thrown at them With the speed and intensity Of a major league pitch Breaking the catcher’s glove Taped with a note that says “Handle with care” “Good luck” But no recipe This ignorant “couple” Doesn’t know the first thing About dealing with this… This… Accident Mistake Error Slip up Life wrecker Unwanted Unplanned Lemon So they do their best To take what they’ve got And see if just maybe They can make that **** work Realizing that’s all there is in the recipe Stuck between “Lemon” and “Lemonade” Partly ripped Scribbled in the margins Thrown in there with the same intensity Is simply “Make that **** work” Whatever bitter drink that comes out Is forced to do the same Add this Add that Sprinkle a little bit of “What the hell is going on” A dash of “I never asked for any of this” And sometimes just a smidge of “This might be alright” The flavor is constantly changing Getting worse Getting better Then it tastes like tears Salty at first, then bitter Then it’s too sour Then it’s too sweet With that occasional Flavor of orange juice And all that’s asked is “Where did I go wrong?”
But right before It was all ruined Before it was a mistake It might’ve been good Sweet Savoy Tingly in the way That makes your upper lip curl Just enough to tease Just enough to make you constantly wonder Maybe it was good Maybe Just once You might’ve had Lemonade Sweet Savory Lemonade-----J.M.