Citizen A conspired with Citizen C
To overthrow the Government, don't you see?
Together with Citizens B, D, and E,
They were going to topple "The Land of the Free".
When Citizens G, H, and I
Got into the act, it became a piece of pie!  -----
Washington fell like there was no tomorrow;
Such was why Citizens X, Y, and Z had felt such great sorrow.
   Be that as it may, howe'er, and tho not to make you very weary,
   This, indeed, is, (or was), the Conspiracy Theory!