We are taking the Earthlings Out of danger On to Mars Carrying fish in tin cans Sending messages along with 'em Massages for free For the first ones on the planet Our message from Mars Is you find your groove And learn how to dance on Sub-zero gravity When you need to take a shower You'll find ice in your loaded flowers When down to Earth You'll be high on Mary's sunflowers That don't follow the Sun anymore Instead look for Earth Which is no longer on the solar system There are freebies for hustlers We'll join the pool boys in their withering struggle To find the next door neighbor's daughter But, she won't be a stone throw away She'll be here holding her father's ashes Lost in the landfill of the wasteland Not far from where Earth was once buried In the sand