You're nothing more than a nuisance, a wound that does not scab for days, stinging and scarring - the excess ink smudging my palm, grey scuff on white plaster.
You are no thorn in my side, merely the splinter snapped at the skin after several failed attempts of removal.
Loose thread, forgotten lyric, dripping tap, incessant beeping, flickering fluorescent light on a dim, graffitied train, spray painted in "*******"'s, typo on the final draft.