Little Storping in the Swuff Of murders and murders could ne'er get enough; Its appetite for homicide was so great That it e'en made jealous the father of Hate; -- When along came Mrs. Peel, and her friend, Paul, Who thought Little Storping in the Swuff would be a friend to all; But little did he know, nor Mrs. Peel, That Little Storping in the Swuff was a gravedigger's weal!
This poem was inspired by The Avengers' episode "Murdersville" which starred Diana Rigg (of Game of Thrones fame). The Avengers' episodes with Diana Rigg are an absolute must to watch.