I celebrated yesterday that my mother is still alive, like how plants exist and the sun has not fallen from the sky yet.
She has broken six bones. She has had six different casts, all were green but her favorite color remains purple. She shattered the porcelain of our toilet once with her torso and lost two ribs, she was basically a man who can **** his own ****.
I picked her up every day except for yesterday, because she is still alive almost as miraculous as Mother Nature.
Cows have the ******* of Mother Nature delivering spotted babies who do not **** sweet milk worker bees after labor, laboring packing their new udders with fresh, sweet milk.
I never ****** from my mother’s breast either, I am basically a cow she’s basically a man I mixed my own formula in pink bottles.
She asked what my favorite color is yesterday. It was the first time, I said, “it is still pink,” but she said she thought it would be blue because I am a feminist. No, no, but yesterday I was only her daughter.