"Why are you mimicking me Oh foul beast?" "Because I had this glorious pattern first And to help me better feast." "But you are so loud, obnoxious even glorious." "Alas, I am not, but I do admit that it is My hide for which I am notorious." "My gleaming fur is also well known to people far and wide." "I see your stripes hung up, strung out And dried." "Our likeness is uncanny, Used for such different reasons." "But they both bring upon Those two legged demons." "And for this sameness, this alike this identical..." "We are created the same, All of us are equal."