I've crucified my left hand And I'm trying to strum a guitar with the other. In the middle, I could understand If someone thought my mouth's made to be a gospel singer But instead it just sighs "Mum, can you sign this?" What a sacrifice? What a waste? At least, this poem's written online So it doesn't waste a page Of paper.
Apparently, Alexander the Great popularized crucifixion. What a Great Guy!!