Hear me! Hear me!
In my head are thoughts abounding,
Yes, and insights truly astounding.
A wealth of wisdom, a trove of truth,
Waiting to flow, from me to you.
But please, Dear Listener,
Don't ask anything from me.

Listen! Listen!
Seek to understand and you will see,
The indomitable strength of being me.
Open your mind, focus your attention
Dear Listener and receive my cerebral invention.
But please, please....
Don't ask anything from me.

Yes, Dear Speaker, you are truly amazing.
With eyes of fire and a tongue blazing,
A mind like lightening, a voice like thunder;
Three mouths, no ears, a modern wonder!
A head so full there's nothing to give,
And so, of course, Dear Speaker,
I will ask nothing from you.