…And that’s what I want to see The next time a poetry competition is held The best ones shall be considered FREE Simply To leave chance alive for those who never win To keep a little hope kindling for those who can’t A competition for the worst attempt, I’ll call it Not in a humiliating way, maybe The stars will shine during the day And I’ll hand them frowns and shades of grey ”Better luck next time, you’re a pro I must say” 8 lines full of grammatical errors and senseless garbage In its awkward sway, shall steal the day Eh, the ratings will sky rocket -MOST VIEWED THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF- Simply I hate putting this here as a memoir But sue me if I stand for those who can’t I’ll give them feet and you can take a **** On a hillside 900 miles from nowhere Because you’re an awesome poet and you can pen lines Like a quadruple PH.D with an immaculate ******* So maybe they will call you a winner The next time a poetry competition is held I will brand you a sinner For stealing some horrible poet’s trophy Simply
What if there was a competition for the worst poet?