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May 2013
…And that’s what I want to see
The next time a poetry competition is held
The best ones shall be considered FREE
Simply
To leave chance alive for those who never win
To keep a little hope kindling for those who can’t
A competition for the worst attempt, I’ll call it
Not in a humiliating way, maybe
The stars will shine during the day
And I’ll hand them frowns and shades of grey
”Better luck next time, you’re a pro I must say”
8 lines full of grammatical errors and senseless garbage
In its awkward sway, shall steal the day
Eh, the ratings will sky rocket
-MOST VIEWED THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF-
Simply
I hate putting this here as a memoir
But sue me if I stand for those who can’t
I’ll give them feet and you can take a ****
On a hillside 900 miles from nowhere
Because you’re an awesome poet and you can pen lines
Like a quadruple PH.D with an immaculate *******
So maybe they will call you a winner
The next time a poetry competition is held
I will brand you a sinner
For stealing some horrible poet’s trophy
Simply
What if there was a competition for the worst poet?
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