Uniform: Artificial Joy; to be worn intermittently
                 (Side Effects: reversible)
Weaponry: I say irony it is expected
                    (Actuality: it is our worse defense)
Why: I want to ask for a creed but
          They say 'cliché' yet I think.
          I think we all must think the same
          If so, the war should really be over and

          I'm writing time from the battlefield.