I can't really talk to you right now. I know you want to But it's seriously not a good idea.
If I talk to you right now I won't be able to hold in my resentment. I will put you on the spot Ask you cruel question about Why won't you get a job Why won't you get back in school Why won't you move out of your parents house And that interaction would have only a horrible outcome.
You claim to be an adult An all-grown-up man But I feel like I'm dating a child sometimes. This is unacceptable.
[the thing is, I'll never break up with you. i tried once, remember? i can't hurt you like that again. i just can't.]
So you have to get with the program Before we have to have a confrontation.