He's a rather proud man
Rather proud of his appearance.
Crisp suit
Bowtie just right.
Ship-shape shined shoes.
Lapel aligned.
Hair slicked left
Right hand tucked in his pocket.
Ray Bans perched on the bridge of his nose
And the slightest little grin
Almost trying to say
"I told you so."
He's a very precocious man
A man who knows.