we took the long way to Hadley and MacFadden, goin' about twenty-five in twenty-six ways... twelve sheets to the wind at a cosmic chili banquet. we wove through the tambourines and headlights - cruising through the pinch in the grid, on the Eastside. where Margret hustles feathers from very still pigeons, and Mosley, that little runt Mosley conquered Connie Haskel's Willow Tree in the backyard. we were coming up on something special in our Hometown but we were low on gas, and had just bought Beer.
this scenario was on repeat. night after night in the sultry debauch of a languid stroll in a couch rocket. glaring at the skirts on Perkins and 5th, that eat seaweed and cough drops. they're so hot you just wanna drive a better car. we used to park - at Todd's Mom's and walk to the Slaughtered Hog and order a rack O' ribs and drink moonshine, smokin' that **** and sitting next to ****** jockeys in jogging suits and headbands that say " i sweat profusely, when I want too. " And Carmen What'sHerName? used to get our table 'cause i figured out the location of her section. she would smile and bring pecan pie and flash those eyes that said " i'm off in an hour " . we sang to Muzak - and left our To-Go Boxes at the table; stumbling through the lot fumbling for the keys to the TARDIS.