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Christine
Poems
Jun 2010
i am the master of drunken haiku
Lime green freezer pops
Swigs of senor Jack Daniels
My body gets hot.
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Jacky versus wine
Will fight to the death tonight
Victor gets a home
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Baby-making songs
(The world tastes like raspberry!)
Jazz flute Godzilla
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Little black cell phone
Glows modern techno at night
Rad leaks in my brain.
(I am now a spidercorn!)
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Idiotic cat
Sole bane of my living room
You should've been a dog
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Woman and man-thing
Flame haired goddess of cleavage
Mid-coitus phonecalls.
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Two shots of whiskey
One sibling revelation
Long night of country.
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Blood-baths, hair stylists
****** eye for the dead guy
Joanne: **** the man.
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A nice hairy man
Smirnoffs, beer pong victory.
Did I do a bad?
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I am drunk on you
And on you conversation
More than on the beer.
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Whiskey sours, full.
Half-**** swimming with strangers.
Attraction repressed.
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Oh my pretty beer
You so inspire my mind
I can't stop giggling.
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Hank bones on the wall
A sad tale of pretending
Oh no! Demon feet.
Written by
Christine
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