I mourned the loss of US that died suddenly... Lowered the flag to half mast Rent my clothes Donned sack cloth and ashes Covered the mirrors with black satin… and Lovingly prepared green bean casserole and pound cake Gifted it to and comforted and assured myself… that everything’s gonna be alright… Offered to myself Condolences Which I graciously accepted yes… US will be missed yes… US was so nice No… I didn’t even know that US was sick… and I mourn US that died suddenly But not for too long… After a respectable period of time ****** the satin off of my mirrors To better see me twirl in my hot red dress After I lean in… and kiss myself Throw the green bean casserole out… cuz I hate it Eat all the pound cake… cuz I love it Laugh out loud… cuz I am Comforted and assured… that Everything’s gonna be alright… and then …Raise and Let My Free Flag Fly!