Later, I will write a statement welcoming the graduates in the real world.
You know, that world they never told them about: the kind of world that will compel them to wake up at 5:00 in the morning, eat, ****, **** in a limited span of time, do a job repetitively for 8-10 hours which will eventually deprives them of their human growth and dignity in exchange of a mere salary - a portion from the total amount of money which the workers themselves had essentially generated.
Later, I will write a statement welcoming the graduates in the real world. You know, that oppressive world they will inevitably despise then eventually overthrow.