the ground shakes as she approaches rotundly trudging forth in petite gentility hairy arms flailing nostrils flair with the bray of her speech the odor of ignorance on her breath lies spew like educated honey expressed in sweet smelling Snow White delusions beady eyes the color of ignominy assess mannerisms and etiquette seeking softspots to expose and exploit carrying a large plastic bag on her midnight meanders she collects the load she lays on the road she always keeps her **** together she claims to be the life of the party but her grunts, snorts and oinks betray her who can she be but the beast?