cause im laying here under the projected stars i turned out the lights and made a trip to aeroponics to pick up those fungi you so humbly requested so put down your earl grey (hot) take off your shoes let your hair down with me and lets look at the stars not the ones out of the window but the ones glimmering on the screen and pretend we're just at the planetarium back on earth home ill massage your feet and we will proceed to laugh and roll around under the consoles but NO TICKLING you remember what happened last time ill tweak the access to the room and you you will pretend like this is your first time i will to ill shake and shiver and you well you just be however you were before you met me authoritative, stern and expecting not of child but of an ensign who knows how to get the job done with nary an irregularity earning every pip for valiance in the line of duty wounds endured in battle courage under fire