I love a cuppa, I'm British you see Especially in the morning, two maybe three It starts my day and wakens the mind I'm British you see, we're a funny kind It solves all problems, that's what I like Or drink it alone in bed at night 'Put the kettle on'. That's what we say For friends with problems who need to stay It's a therapeutic process, gives space for a thought A warming gesture to offer support It's a bonding ritual as old as time I'm British you see, we're a funny kind