My roommate doesn't get it.
Or maybe I don't get it?
Drink out of the views of others,
Making sure your friends don't know.
Social drinks with friends is fine,
If they drink enough to not notice your tab.
But if they do, they give you ****
And all of a sudden, you "need a ride home."
"I'm fine," you say, lying to them.
Get in your car, and drive drunk again.
"I'll see you tomorrow."
Liar.