I pour bailey’s
in my tea
with a thin slice of lemon;
I stir
with a knife;
the spoons are all *****;
I’m just a boy,
a lazy crazy boy.
I do lazy crazy things
like *** on the toilet seat
and spit in the sink.
I’m all impulse;
I think
not
before I do.

love me as I am
or leave me
be

~ P