Well, its newspaper box did, the only one picked from a spot-assuming row of four corner mainstays to suffer that indignity of toppling.
I found it this morning, blue- and-white face down fifty feet further on, and eating pushed-down daisies from the commuter rail's prairie-grass embankment.
It couldn't tell me those dead-men tales of daily mischief's end, but graffito- tagged its side did sigh, "Someone feels my news ain't got the values it used to."
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