ok, boomer, you fail to recognize how lucky you were when you were our age. you want us to believe the scale of your success when in reality, it was luck. it was cheap college tuition and a booming job market.
ok, boomer, you ruined our economy when your business caused our drop in ’08. you kept up your “more and more and more” attitude until it overflowed and broke. where does that leave us?
ok, boomer, you continue to neglect climate change that has been pressing on our world for ages. your businesses burned ***** energy and dumped pollutants into our streams without recognizing the consequences we would face.
ok, boomer, you criticize our tech savvy generation but you know how it has changed us for the better. you tell us we’ve been blinded by the screens and “if we weren’t on those **** phones so much,” maybe we’d be successful. our level of communication across the digital world is better than yours ever was.
ok, boomer, you insist the “good ole days” were gold and society will never be the same but as we change, we accept our differences—hell, we embrace them. your “good ole days” are defined by racism, sexism, homophobia, and more. you are stuck in the past.