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Dec 2019
Baron was hiking in the mountains so full of cheer.
When a grizzly bear approached him, he offered the bear a beer.
The grizzly bear became ******* because he was offered a Budweiser.
If he had been offered a Heineken, he would have been much nicer.
And then there wouldn't have been a grizzly bear attack crisis.
Written by
Lamar Cole
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