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Dec 2019
A tomcat tried to impress a female cat with some dead mice.
He told her that they were good to eat and she said, they might have lice.
If you want to impress me, I will tell you how.
Go to the store and get me some Purina Cat Chow.
Hurry your **** on down to the store and I mean right now.
Written by
Lamar Cole
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