High moon. BY Lil Gary It's a special night so I got her some flowers but I popped the I love you balloon. It's a date at our secret spot and the only ones that know about it is us, everyone at the trailer park, and maybe a raccoon. I illegally downloaded the song Nobody cause we're rebels and it's our favorite love making tune. I left all my jokes in the house so I can be a serious buffoon.
I got some cheap beer, pillows, and a soft blanket. Guess y'all can say Lil Gary's getting lucky tonight so they'll be no need to yank it. I had a little whisky but I was nervous and excited so I already drank it. You ever had a girl so fine everytime she brings her **** *** close you can't help but to spank it? How much is she worth to me, well I'll just say it's enough you could bank it. It's getting late so I wonder if she's having trouble with her old car and unable to crank it.
Hell I even spent 10 bucks at the dollar store trying to make my back yard look tropical because she really love's Cancun. Which is hard to do in a Texas trailer park even if its the middle of June. This ice cream is getting soft so I can tell the neighbors no need to borrow there spoon. It's taking her forever (Slap) and damb the mosquitos are biting so I hope she (Slap) gets here real soon. I told her *** to meet me behind my trailer next to my shop I call Lil Gary's saloon. And don't be late I got to work in the morning so be here before high moon....