Holy mother , full of grace. Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face. Bless his arms that are so strong. And keep his hands where they belong. Bless his ****, the one I ******. Bless the bed, in which we ******. And if his mum happened to walk in, Bless the **** I'd be in.
Sorry it's bit silly but I randomly thought of this! Sorry if it offends anyone. :-)