Time flies. Unless you
can't tell time.

A word to the wise is useless
if it makes no sense.

Passing an irregular verb.

I'm happy to see you
(answer) I'm happy you're
happy to see me.

I wake up like there's a
fire ******* up my ***.

It's like getting half of your
**** ******- and not the
top half.

Dog (sketch of dog).

****** smile.

Barry's number in case
I forget it (no number written).

Miss What Felony
Police (illegible)
no Jeopardy.

We're still anonymous.

(Thank goodness I write all
of this stuff down!)