He planned on stealing his neighbor's pet turkey for Thanksgiving Day dinner.
He went to get the turkey and the turkey looked at him with pleading sad eyes.
Saying please don't **** me.
So he decided to show the turkey some understanding.
Before he killed the turkey, he put a blindfold on him.
His neighbor found out what he had done and shot him in the leg.
Saying this is a small price to pay for eating my support pet.