Procrastination will be the ruin of me
if this cocktail of caffeine, nicotine and time
doesn’t kill me first.
Procrastination is my most toxic trait
apart from a tendency to joke
about things I shouldn’t.
Procrastination is my favourite pastime
How else could I live for 29 years
with nothing to show for it?
Procrastination is comfortable
like a set of pyjamas
but sometimes you’ve got to get dressed.
Procrastination is sitting still
watching the world spin without you
and saying you’ll catch up later.
But later is never now.