Take this up a notch
Bring that down a few
I tell you what to think
I tell you what to do
Hello, I am the expert fool

Ask me for advice
I ll give you more than two
This girl has been around
She rejected me too
Hello, I am the expert fool

Logic beyond reproach
Thoughts only my mind can brew
I need respect
I ll demand it from you
Hello, I am the expert fool

My sermons unparalleled
My experience is yours too
Subjective is nothing
We wear the same shoe
Hello, I am the expert fool

I am a lone wolf
I am my own crew
I conform to none
You should not follow suit
Hello, I am the expert fool

Perfection is near
Denial would be cruel
You are smitten
This charade, I pursue
Hello, I am the expert fool