Specifically
Those Who Can See Over Everest & Those Who Think They Climb It Daily
GIANTS, BEWARE! The American People are not ready for you. They prefer stretching 4 year olds into fine angel hair and serving them up with a side of “Italian” meatballs. They do not classify your biologically natural state as a desirable beauty. For those who choose to assimilate: they dedicate an entire chapter to your mental status in a Psychology textbook.
DWARVES, BEWARE! Even the dolls are tall.
S.Kelly Woz '13