Pretty girls Pretty blonde girls, pretty brown girls Try on wedding dresses on late-night cable. The dresses are pretty too. Organza and flow and corset and satin. Pretty dresses for pretty girls Who will marry pretty boys in a pretty church. One is less pretty Fittingly, her dress is less pretty. Where most have satin, she has cotton. Eco-friendly, she says. I like it. She not very pretty She's neither blonde nor brown I wonder what her boy is And where her wedding is And if everything is "offbeat" in her wedding. I hope she gets to use an adjective Other than pretty.