- for the first time since i could sort the cutlery on my own, you've cast me as the bent or dented spoon, the chipped ceramic bowl; let the dog eat out of it, toss it in the trash -- - and there are too many little dashes perforating the circumferences of clocks, and no one to cut around the edges -- with little dull scissors and colorful handles; the kind you used to piece me out of your scrapbook. - i'm sorry this is so passive-aggressive but i just don't know of any other way to cope with the fact that you just don't have time in your life to be there for me anymore, that there isn't room for another episode, that i need to keep control -- - like it's as easy as deciding to have tea, or at least not coffee, but regardless of my order you're not the ******* barista in this analogy, so kindly get the hell out from behind the register. -