Great sorrow for us As we have been left behind By our scheduled bus Which was to take us to utopia We are dejected and stranded In this shadowy land A land full of danger A land filled with nothingness What to do next is what we try to figure out As our supposed troop leaders are of no use Their greatest concern is to fill up their bellies And it seems that they have no regard for our situation All they do is sleep in their cabins with loud snores and farts What a perfect example they are to all of us It is under such leadership That we hope for brighter days to come.